I'm in a battle with my heartbeat

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

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run-sweat-love-yourself:

MY CHILDHOOD

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cuteboyjames:

cocaine-and-insulin:

When Disney could make references to eternal damnation and not give two shits.

one of my fave movies

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how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial

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oli-twist:

windspray:

how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow

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geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

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drawingsofatexascowboy:

toxicrants:

Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit. 

If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.

Haha how my gf feels

I’ve taught you well Clinton.

crazysexyfierce:

organicallygorgeous:

They just saw dat ass. 

Hahaha omg

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the-yolocaust:

who is tyler and what did he create

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sassysamgagner:

nicki minaj, you are a WONDERFUL human being~~

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blacklashwave:

Same

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eveningstarfennore:

rangerkimmy:

[x]

LOUD YELLING

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